i-have-been-hawkeyed:

#irony at it’s finest

i’m keeping that tag, nadia

What movie is this from? Because he is looking adorbs and charming.

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REALLY, GOSSIP GIRL? REALLY?

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thecolourfulway:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

perfect tags are perfect

Still the best fucking post on tumblr

Is it horrible that I read the tag in Thor’s voice? 

Hahaha WHAT? The tags got better??? I didn’t think that was possible.

These tags never cease to make me laugh till I cry.

SCREAMING

(Source: quellary, via improbablenormality)

Thor:	GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor:	AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor:	BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor:	THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

I think I just realized something…

All this time, I’ve been imagining Melisandre as Florence Welch.

buttermilkscone:

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Guys, I’m not sure what to do. I’m really getting crazy-obsessed with The Avengers. It’s a problem.

(No, it’s not.)

OMG you guys. She’s Belle! :3

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